Monday, March 1, 2010

Bringin' It Back!

Decided to revive my blog. I know you've all been suffering without it.

Finally decided to go for the tat. Actually I have two. Got the first one in memory of my step dad, Steve. It's a yellow cancer awareness ribbon with a sunflower, representing sarcoma awareness. The other one is the serenity prayer text on my rib cage. Love it. Oh, except for the misspelling. Gotta love that. Hoping he can fix it, as I would prefer not to include myself in the 75% of the population who doesn't know how to spell. Hell yeah for my $75k college education ! (Anyone sensing the sarcasm?)

Been traveling a lot over the past few months. Went to San Diego, NY and Boston. I have two Vegas trips and one Montana trip planned. I love SoCal. Wanna move there. Soon. Maybe I'll up and leave. Become a beach bum. Probably not. The idea makes me happy though.

People annoy me. I hate stupid people. When I become a billionaire I am going to buy a private island and live there all alone. Well, except for the pool boy. And the masseuse. And...maybe you, if you're lucky.

Been rockin' the angry poems lately. Wrote one about my "husband". Wrote another about a "close friend". At the risk of sounding cruel, I have posted one below;

Here’s to Nate, my dear husband
Redneck hillbilly hick
Can’t spell your own middle name
Cuz you’re not very quick
Have fun branding cattle
And playing violin
Have fun up in Brokeback
With your “deliverance” kin
You can’t read or spell
And your knowledge is weak
After all you were homeschooled
By a sick religious freak
Don’t forget to pay tithe
Tell the fam I said hi
If ya’ll are going to heaven
I’d prefer hell when I die
Your dad looks like a pedophile
And your mother is a hag
Just come out of the closet
We all know you’re a fag
What will Jesus think?
Your parents will be in shock
When they finally learn the truth
That you would rather suck cock

1 comment:

  1. Love it... Hilarious and coherent... Impressive utilization of profanity in a rhythmic manner!!

    ReplyDelete